Stoney Creek Outfitters
Hwy 11, Grifton, N.C.
Your Complete Hunting & Fishing Headquarters

  1. Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC
  2. Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down
  3. Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy
  4. Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte
  5. Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care
  6. Sharon Stone virus:Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there
  7. Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
  8. Tim Allen virus:Appears helpful, but destroys your hard drive upon contact
  9. Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card
10. Saddam Hussein virus: Won't let you into any of your programs
11. George Michaels virus: Runs its course, often releasing excess data buildup
12. Joey Buttafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files
13. X-files virus: All your Icons start shape shifting
14. Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop
15. Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
16. Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus:Searches hard drive for old files and deletes them
17. Martha Stewart virus: Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds
       them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop
18. Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks
       to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB
19. AT&T virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting
20. MCI virus: Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for
       the AT&T virus
21. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back